“The old man is in the jacks. He’s standing in front of the mirror, staring at his reflection, going, ‘Look at you! You colossus! You winner of hearts! You leader of men!’
“I’m just watching him thinking how much of a knob he’s become since he found that wig...”
Listen to the first of four exclusive excerpts from Operation Trumpsformation, the seventeenth Ross O'Carroll-Kelly novel, as read by Paul Howard.
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