Batten down the hatches, Barney's on the way. Then Clodagh and Desmond, followed by the terrible trio of Eva, Frank and Gertrude.
Abigail came to our shores and now Ireland and the UK are set for Storm Barney, as Met Éireann ramps up warnings of strong winds and “potentially damaging gusts”.
Unsurprisingly, the storm's name has been made fun of social media, with the majority of people making the irresistible comparison with the big, friendly purple dinosaur from the children's programme, Barney and Friends. Barney Gumble deserves an honourable mention, too.
Storm #Barney headed for the UK! #ukwx pic.twitter.com/7W5kvW61Pj
— Jesse Ferrell (@Accu_Jesse) November 16, 2015
#StormBarney It's hard to take things seriously when they come up with a name like that. Better than #StormBarry I guess.
— Suburban_Jogger (@Suburban_Jogger) November 16, 2015
STORM BARNEY pic.twitter.com/yOl04JdeTi
— James Cook (@JamesLiamCook) November 16, 2015
STORM BARNEY pic.twitter.com/YmRDJZUiDk
— James Cook (@JamesLiamCook) November 16, 2015
“So last week it was Storm Abi-gail and now Barn Storm, those guys at the Met Office are having a howler #StormBarney,” tweeted one user, while others pointed out that it makes the warnings difficult to take seriously.
Barney is the second storm name that we have only ourselves to thank for. In recent months, Met Éireann and the Met Office in the UK gathered suggestions from the public and came up with a roster of names.
Here is the full list of names we have to look forward to, in order:
Abigail
Barney
Clodagh
Desmond
Eva
Frank
Gertrude
Henry
Imogen
Jake
Katie
Lawrence
Mary
Nigel
Orla
Phil
Rhonda
Steve
Tegan
Vernon
Wendy
Which is your favourite/least favourite upcoming storm name? Do you have any suggestions? Get in touch @irishtimes