REVIEWED - DE-LOVELY:Have you heard, about this flick,So blandly sung, it will make you sick?Well, did you evah?
What a bad movie this is.
Cole Porter's played by Kevin Kline,
Acting gay for the second time,
Well, did you evah?
What a bad movie this is.
Here's Ashley Judd,
Coughing up blood.
Obviously playing the beard is bad for the health,
Another minute's dying, I'd have strangled her myself.
Here's Sheryl Crowe, Elvis Costello,
Oh God, Mick Hucknall
I'm trapped in easy listening Hell!
Have you heard, there is worse,
Robbie Williams castrates a verse?
Well, did you evah?
What a bad movie this is.
Listen here, Irving Berlin,
Is absurdly played by Keith Allen.
Well, did you evah?
What a bad movie this is.
Now, to be nice,
Some bits I liked.
I mean, really, who doesn't adore Kevin Kline?
And Costello I just slagged because his name rhymed.
But Lord, it feels long,
Despite the great songs.
Hang your head down low,
Blame the success of Chicago!