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Dial-A-Smile's numbers come up trumps

OVER THE years, the lads in Foley’s had a flutter on just about everything; from predicting the cut at Augusta, to the number…

Wed Feb 10 2010 - 00:00

Vinny on to a loser with late decision

AGAINST THE ODDS: For Vincent Finbarr Fitzpatrick, life had never been better so why did he feel like he had lost a winning …

Wed Feb 03 2010 - 00:00
Lad Lowry is Vinny's idea of an oil painting

Lad Lowry is Vinny's idea of an oil painting

AGAINST THE ODDS: Most of these young golf pros seemed more interested in lowering their cholesterol levels than a pint, and…

Wed Jan 27 2010 - 00:00
Lad Lowry is Vinny's idea of an oil painting

Lad Lowry is Vinny's idea of an oil painting

AGAINST THE ODDS: Most of these young golf pros seemed more interested in lowering their cholesterol levels than a pint, and…

Wed Jan 27 2010 - 00:00

Vinny's bonding with twins takes a twist

AGAINST THE ODDS: Angie has gone to Castleknock for a night out and a stay-over with her sister and Vinny is left alone with…

Wed Jan 20 2010 - 00:00

Vinny's bonding with twins takes a twist

AGAINST THE ODDS: Angie has gone to Castleknock for a night out and a stay-over with her sister and Vinny is left alone with…

Wed Jan 20 2010 - 00:00

Vinny soars like an Eagle and stings with a Wii

AGAINST THE ODDS: THE PANDA head flew straight and true, smacking Vinny Fitzpatrick square on the forehead

Wed Jan 13 2010 - 00:00

Vinny soars like an Eagle and stings with a Wii

AGAINST THE ODDS: THE PANDA head flew straight and true, smacking Vinny Fitzpatrick square on the forehead

Wed Jan 13 2010 - 00:00

Unbridled joy in a corner of chilly Clontarf

AGAINST THE ODDS: Poirot will have to wait as Vinny sets about looking after his tenants as Pakistan prepare to do battle with…

Wed Jan 06 2010 - 00:00

Unbridled joy in a corner of chilly Clontarf

AGAINST THE ODDS: Poirot will have to wait as Vinny sets about looking after his tenants as Pakistan prepare to do battle with…

Wed Jan 06 2010 - 00:00

Faithful friends will be near to us once more

AGAINST THE ODDS: INITIALLY, the removal of a useful, but non-essential, organ had left Vinny Fitzpatrick disconcerted.

Wed Dec 23 2009 - 00:00

Just as everything seems to be rosy . . .

AS LOUIS Saha inadvertently sent a looping header beyond Petr Cech into the Chelsea goal on Saturday afternoon, a thick-set middle…

Wed Dec 16 2009 - 00:00

Gentleman Vinny backs himself to do the right thing

STANDING ON the 10th tee at Portmarnock Links on Tuesday morning, the odds were stacked against the final three-ball winning …

Wed Dec 09 2009 - 00:00

Imminent fatherhood causing a few cracks

AGAINST THE ODDS : ‘THE TWELVE Jars of Christmas’ had become a popular festive institution among the Foley’s regulars since …

Wed Dec 02 2009 - 00:00

Braxton Hicks up to his old tricks again

ON THE weekend Scorpio entered Sagittarius, Vinny Fitzpatrick declared open season on the bookmaking industry

Wed Nov 25 2009 - 00:00

The men come and go, talking of Xabi Alonso

AGAINST THE ODDS: Our hero dreams of a love song for the League of Ireland, of dead men walking

Wed Nov 11 2009 - 00:00

Plenty of life left in this Halloween zombie

AGAINST THE ODDS : One Bohsman goes from Dalyer delight to party game fright

Wed Nov 04 2009 - 00:00

Marathon men complete the full course of hostelries

AGAINST THE ODDS : Vinny's Dirty Dozen avail of bus, train and foot on their tour of enlightenment

Wed Oct 28 2009 - 00:00

Endangered species Vinny rides his luck in Dublin Zoo

HAVING SAFELY escorted the screaming urchins from Vernon Primary School, and their unfortunate teachers, to Dublin Zoo at lunchtime…

Wed Oct 21 2009 - 01:00

Little corner of Clontarf proves to be a perfect wicket

THE ADVERTISEMENT in the Clontarf Gazette on Monday morning was small but perfectly formed

Wed Oct 14 2009 - 01:00

Uncle Arthur has a lot of explaining to do in Clontarf

AGAINST THE ODDS: PUSHING OPEN the door to Bubbles On the Bull launderette on the Clontarf Road, Vinny Fitzpatrick was met by…

Wed Sept 30 2009 - 01:00

Score after score sees Vinny ready to explode

AGAINST THE ODDS: An All-Ireland weekend visit from cousin Con from Cork leaves Vinny fuming

Wed Sept 23 2009 - 01:00

Skinheads rule, but not on Vinny's bus

AGAINST THE ODDS: AS HE eased the 31 into the terminus at Howth Summit on Sunday night, Vinny Fitzpatrick reflected, not for…

Wed Sept 16 2009 - 01:00

Vinny licks his wounds after Banana Cup carnage

AGAINST THE ODDS: THERE WERE worse places to be, thought Vinny Fitzpatrick, as he lay in bed on Sunday morning, the sports pages…

Wed Sept 02 2009 - 01:00

Vinny gets shock of his life from Socket

AGAINST THE ODDS: IT WAS almost clocking off time on Monday evening as Vinny Fitzpatrick carefully nosed his 130 into its allotted…

Wed Aug 26 2009 - 01:00

Vinny reflects on the wonders of Paddy's ying and Yang

AGAINST THE ODDS : Our hero defends the popular Dubliner, and takes time to count his major blessings

Wed Aug 19 2009 - 01:00

Beaumont pint would make Arthur turn in his grave

AGAINST THE ODDS : A flying visit to the Beaumont House pub makes Vinny appreciate the delights of his local boozer, Foley's

Wed Aug 12 2009 - 01:00

Vinny no match for charming 'player'

AGAINST THE ODDS: THE STRAINS of In the Name of Love carried on a warm, southerly breeze from Croke Park to the patio of a fine…

Wed Jul 29 2009 - 01:00

Open door to lucrative pot for Shanghai Jimmy

AGAINST THE ODDS: Vinny tests his pals' golf trivia knowledge as Foley's crew settle in for the Open finale

Wed Jul 22 2009 - 01:00

Canny Vinny more than just a pawn in their game

Wed Jun 24 2009 - 01:00

Vinny visits one of Dublin's most famous landmarks

AGAINST THE ODDS : In his time Vinny has been to the famous stadiums in Dublin but never to the Rotunda

Wed Jun 10 2009 - 01:00

True-blue Vinny proud to keep the faith

AGAINST THE ODDS: WEARING A scruffy Everton jersey from the mid-80s, complete with Hafnia logo, Vinny Fitzpatrick stood atop…

Wed Jun 03 2009 - 01:00

Not a dry eye in the house as Vinnie gets the blues

AMONG THE motley collection of bikers, skaters, joggers, speed- walkers and dog-draggers on the Clontarf promenade on Sunday …

Wed May 27 2009 - 01:00

Vinny well and truly snookered for the summit with Emma

THE GENTLE tap-tap on the door of the den shook Vinny Fitzpatrick from a late Bank Holiday Monday afternoon cat nap

Wed May 06 2009 - 01:00

Vinny looks towards stars for paternal inspiration

AGAINST THE ODDS: IT WAS tea-time on Monday and there was chaos in Talbot Street as a bus pulled in at the 27 terminus with …

Wed Apr 29 2009 - 01:00

Vinny's stag night is full of late and little surprises

AGAINST THE ODDS : Vinny spends his stag day playing golf and watching his beloved Everton

Wed Apr 22 2009 - 01:00

Always in the Market for a piece of sound advice

AGAINST THE ODDS : Vinny’s views on the National meeting provoke derision, then some wise counsel

Wed Apr 15 2009 - 01:00

Grand result for Vinny in National lottery

Vinny’s Bismarck: NOTHING UNITED the lads in Foley’s like a sweepstake for the Grand National at Aintree, an event they always…

Wed Apr 08 2009 - 01:00

Planes, trains and the wrong platform

AGAINST THE ODDS: THE CALL from Fran on Friday night was as unexpected as it was blunt

Wed Mar 25 2009 - 00:00

The truth sets Vinny free to resume his old habits

AGAINST THE ODDS :Tormented by his dark secret, our hero opts for a full and frank confession

Wed Mar 18 2009 - 00:00

Playing Lenten fast and loose with a sacred vow of chastity

ALL WAS still in the playground in St Anne’s Park on Dublin’s northside yesterday morning

Wed Mar 11 2009 - 00:00

Vinny left to contemplate a long, hard road to Easter

AGAINST THE ODDS: Our hero soon suffers from withdrawal symptoms as a result of a hasty Lenten vow to forgo gambling

Wed Mar 04 2009 - 00:00

Protest march gives Vinny and his mates a mighty thirst

AGAINST THE ODDS: AS THE mass of bodies swayed and heaved in Parnell Square on Saturday, Vinny Fitzpatrick was briefly escorted…

Wed Feb 25 2009 - 00:00

Vinny's Lotto urges do not leave him up to scratch

AGAINST THE ODDS: BEHIND THE bonhomie, the beery breaths, the brag of bets, not all was what it appeared in Foley’s pub, Clontarf…

Wed Feb 18 2009 - 00:00

Gamekeeper role a real eye-opener for Vinny

AGAINST THE ODDS: THE DAWN patrol stint on the 31 completed, Vinny Fitzpatrick was contemplating a long Saturday afternoon in…

Wed Feb 11 2009 - 00:00

Vinny sticks to decorum despite night on the tiles

AGAINST THE ODDS: BY VINNY Fitzpatrick’s reckoning, it must have been over 40 years since he’d last been inside the Church Hall…

Wed Feb 04 2009 - 00:00

A pink slip for this beaten docket?

AGAINST THE ODDS: SOCKET TWOMEY, the chief controller, shook his head sadly as he addressed the 260 bus drivers at Clontarf …

Wed Jan 21 2009 - 00:00

Vinny girds his loins to prepare for a healthy future

AGAINST THE ODDS : A festive trip to Nuremberg is meant to herald the dawn of a new era

Wed Dec 17 2008 - 00:00

Memories flood back as Vinny bids adieu

AGAINST THE ODDS:  IT WAS the night before the nuptials and Vinny Fitzpatrick shuffled about his unassuming house in Clontarf…

Wed Dec 10 2008 - 00:00

Lithuanian beauty fills Vinny's cup of joy to the brim

AGAINST THE ODDS : The company proves a bonus for our hero as his beloved Bohemians complete the double.

Wed Nov 26 2008 - 00:00
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