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Jeremy Clarkson being hoofed in the testes. Now that’s what I call erotica

Jeremy Clarkson being hoofed in the testes. Now that’s what I call erotica

Patrick Freyne: I will be giving Clarkson’s Farm my usual joyless Marxist critique, but first...

Fri Aug 13 2021 - 05:00
How dare Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer deny they are in a relationship

How dare Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer deny they are in a relationship

At €1m an epsiode, ‘Ross’ and ‘Rachel’ should be obliged to say they’re more than Friends

Thu Aug 12 2021 - 12:59
What is free will? Can we know God? And what if everyone was really buff, with abs and stuff?

What is free will? Can we know God? And what if everyone was really buff, with abs and stuff?

Patrick Freyne: Like all great fiction, Masters of the Universe asks the big questions

Fri Jul 30 2021 - 05:00
In the shadow of giants: Living next to Dublin’s high-rise developments

In the shadow of giants: Living next to Dublin’s high-rise developments

'I had a stroke over this place in 2016… The stress of it. No one was helping us'

Sat Jul 24 2021 - 06:00
‘Squirrel’s quite nice ... fox tastes awful’ – Learning to survive in the wild

‘Squirrel’s quite nice ... fox tastes awful’ – Learning to survive in the wild

You must slow down to nature’s pace, be able to make fire, and be prepared to eat anything

Sat Jul 24 2021 - 05:00
Patrick Freyne: After several episodes of Sexy Beasts, I'm attracted to many animals

Patrick Freyne: After several episodes of Sexy Beasts, I'm attracted to many animals

You’ll either hate Sexy Beasts, Netflix’s new dating show, or like it so much it disturbs you

Fri Jul 23 2021 - 05:00
‘Near-death experiences happen a lot. But I pray to ask for protection and for my horse to be okay’

‘Near-death experiences happen a lot. But I pray to ask for protection and for my horse to be okay’

Kim Bartley’s film Pure Grit tells the moving story of Indian relay racer Sharmaine Weed

Wed Jul 21 2021 - 05:00
Young playwrights separated by lockdown come together for Abbey debut

Young playwrights separated by lockdown come together for Abbey debut

Writers from Fighting Words programme meet for first time as their plays grace the stage

Sat Jul 17 2021 - 05:00
‘Finally,’  I thought, ‘an erotic drama that makes sense to me.’ It so doesn’t

‘Finally,’ I thought, ‘an erotic drama that makes sense to me.’ It so doesn’t

Patrick Freyne: I live in hope that there’s a cameo from the real Billy Connolly

Fri Jul 16 2021 - 05:00
How many teenagers can a Bean an Tí fit in her house? One more

How many teenagers can a Bean an Tí fit in her house? One more

Irish college may be cancelled this year but it’s an experience that never changes. Ever.

Fri Jul 09 2021 - 17:00
‘Believing his penis to be haunted, he streamlined his factories and made a billion’

‘Believing his penis to be haunted, he streamlined his factories and made a billion’

Patrick Freyne: I get why people want to be a bit rich: poverty sucks. But why Rich-List rich?

Fri Jul 09 2021 - 05:00
Legalising drugs: ‘Drug use should be treated as normal adult behaviour’

Legalising drugs: ‘Drug use should be treated as normal adult behaviour’

Irish youth workers have banded together to seek an end to drug prohibition to remove criminal risk from users

Sat Jul 03 2021 - 06:00
Love Island: Ah, happy memories of meeting my own wife while taking part in an erotic challenge

Love Island: Ah, happy memories of meeting my own wife while taking part in an erotic challenge

Patrick Freyne: Is the reality show giving young people unrealistic ideas? I wouldn’t say so

Fri Jul 02 2021 - 05:00
Gordon Brown: ‘We’ve got to give people a message of hope’

Gordon Brown: ‘We’ve got to give people a message of hope’

The former British prime minister spoke to Fintan O’Toole at the Irish Times Summer Nights Festival

Wed Jun 30 2021 - 23:42
We’ve crammed the word ‘Kerrygold’ into this headline that should be about Stanley Tucci

We’ve crammed the word ‘Kerrygold’ into this headline that should be about Stanley Tucci

Patrick Freyne: A US celeb says he likes our favourite butter? Make him president

Fri Jun 25 2021 - 05:00
Abbey Theatre reopens for a select few but ‘it feels like 80,000 at Croke Park’

Abbey Theatre reopens for a select few but ‘it feels like 80,000 at Croke Park’

Live audience returns for the first time in 15 months, to see new play by Úna McKevitt

Mon Jun 21 2021 - 22:00
This is Bray: Nine lives in an Irish seaside town

This is Bray: Nine lives in an Irish seaside town

A new TV series, Our Town, follows a diverse group of young people with big dreams

Sat Jun 19 2021 - 06:00
GB News, week 1: It takes until Tuesday to go full wingnut

GB News, week 1: It takes until Tuesday to go full wingnut

Patrick Freyne: Dan Wootton and Andrew Neil are the stars of this sort of Fox News UK

Fri Jun 18 2021 - 05:00
How to talk to the vaccine denier in your life

How to talk to the vaccine denier in your life

Anti-vax sentiment is strong among people who rely on social media for most of their news

Thu Jun 17 2021 - 11:06
More content sludge from a vast conglomerate? Right down my gawping tube, please

More content sludge from a vast conglomerate? Right down my gawping tube, please

Patrick Freyne: Loki entertains, but soon all art will be sucked into the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Fri Jun 11 2021 - 05:00
James Vincent McMorrow at the Iveagh Gardens: ‘I didn’t realise how much I needed this’

James Vincent McMorrow at the Iveagh Gardens: ‘I didn’t realise how much I needed this’

‘I cried on the Luas on the way in,’ says one gig-goer, as live music returns to Ireland

Thu Jun 10 2021 - 22:35
Fifty years of Martyn Turner cartoons: ‘I have always been a liberal bigot’

Fifty years of Martyn Turner cartoons: ‘I have always been a liberal bigot’

The Irish Times satirist on the X case cartoon, those worms and his inability to draw

Sat Jun 05 2021 - 06:00
David O’Doherty: ‘Sexual assault in Irish comedy … They’re not allegations … they happened’

David O’Doherty: ‘Sexual assault in Irish comedy … They’re not allegations … they happened’

The comedian on podcasting from Achill, his new children’s book, and comedy culture

Sat May 29 2021 - 00:00
You know what Angela Scanlon’s like. She’s sizing up the gullible English for a real-estate takeover

You know what Angela Scanlon’s like. She’s sizing up the gullible English for a real-estate takeover

Patrick Freyne: Ireland was wise to send the host to infiltrate their property industry. I trust her

Fri May 28 2021 - 05:00
If you hate articles about the royal family, written by craven lackeys, don’t read this

If you hate articles about the royal family, written by craven lackeys, don’t read this

Patrick Freyne: Royalty takes a lot of interpreting. Luckily, The Irish Times has me

Fri May 21 2021 - 05:00
Michael Lewis: My pandemic prediction ‘was only partly right’

Michael Lewis: My pandemic prediction ‘was only partly right’

In his new book the Moneyball and Big Short author tackles the US response to Covid-19

Sat May 15 2021 - 06:00
The Reelingintheyearsification of Irish history ... so reassuring

The Reelingintheyearsification of Irish history ... so reassuring

Patrick Freyne: 2014 was so awful … Thankfully everything’s perfect now in 2021

Fri May 14 2021 - 05:00
Could we care less about people who care?

Could we care less about people who care?

At some point we all need care. Why is it so undervalued?

Sat May 08 2021 - 06:00
Patrick Freyne: Give the Galactic Empire a break. They’re just trying to get things done

Patrick Freyne: Give the Galactic Empire a break. They’re just trying to get things done

I’d like to see a David Simon-helmed show dealing with galactic housing policy

Fri May 07 2021 - 05:00
All the world is a van: Shakespeare in a time of Covid

All the world is a van: Shakespeare in a time of Covid

King Lear in a Van is a clever way of bringing theatre and drama to the masses

Wed May 05 2021 - 05:00
Homeless in lockdown: ‘I sat today on O’Connell Street and just cried’

Homeless in lockdown: ‘I sat today on O’Connell Street and just cried’

Being homeless during the pandemic has meant increased isolation and loneliness

Sat May 01 2021 - 06:00
In all medical dramas, characters have sex in supply closets

In all medical dramas, characters have sex in supply closets

Patrick Freyne: Medical soaps do what prestige telly does, just backwards and in scrubs

Fri Apr 30 2021 - 05:00
I hate to sexualise former taoisigh, but who wouldn’t lob the gob at Enda Kenny?

I hate to sexualise former taoisigh, but who wouldn’t lob the gob at Enda Kenny?

Patrick Freyne: The former taoiseach looks well in retirement, face ruddy, rusty locks flowing

Fri Apr 23 2021 - 05:00
Dermot Whelan: ‘I have a skill . . . to make people laugh, lift people’s moods’

Dermot Whelan: ‘I have a skill . . . to make people laugh, lift people’s moods’

He's no longer just a comedian and radio host, but an author and meditation coach too

Sat Apr 17 2021 - 06:00
I Can See Your Voice: Is this the show where celebs drop acid and see what happens?

I Can See Your Voice: Is this the show where celebs drop acid and see what happens?

Patrick Freyne: Paddy McGuinness is the lord of shiny-floor gameshows

Fri Apr 16 2021 - 05:00
Six common conspiracy theories and why it’s pointless to argue with them

Six common conspiracy theories and why it’s pointless to argue with them

Mocking conspiracy theories is tempting but it doesn’t work. To change minds you must challenge

Sun Apr 11 2021 - 06:00
The Mary Wallopers: ‘Folk was never supposed to be safe’

The Mary Wallopers: ‘Folk was never supposed to be safe’

The Dundalk ballad band are tapping into the political power of folk, punk and hip-hop

Sat Apr 10 2021 - 05:00
Last night I dreamt that Hugh Wallace visited my home. And loved it

Last night I dreamt that Hugh Wallace visited my home. And loved it

Patrick Freyne: In Home of the Year, Dublin aesthetes judge folk from the cultureless provinces

Fri Apr 09 2021 - 05:00
Rónán Hession: ‘I’m okay with writing books that fit into my life’

Rónán Hession: ‘I’m okay with writing books that fit into my life’

Author of Leonard and Hungry Paul talks about music, small publishers and working as a civil servant

Sat Apr 03 2021 - 06:00
In Dragons’ Den, rich adults treat other adults like children. I join in

In Dragons’ Den, rich adults treat other adults like children. I join in

Patrick Freyne: Dragons’ Den is still on, a contender for longest running show on TV

Fri Apr 02 2021 - 05:00
'People are tired, worried, exhausted. They’ve run out of steam'

'People are tired, worried, exhausted. They’ve run out of steam'

Prolonged lockdown causing anxiety and frustration, psychotherapists say

Wed Mar 31 2021 - 08:20
John Spillane: ‘Why can’t you sing about Ballincollig if you can sing about Phoenix, Arizona?’

John Spillane: ‘Why can’t you sing about Ballincollig if you can sing about Phoenix, Arizona?’

The Cork singer-songwriter has been writing songs to order, like an old-style bard

Sat Mar 27 2021 - 05:00
Patrick Freyne: Why’s Danny Dyer challenging an Irishwoman? He messes with your nut

Patrick Freyne: Why’s Danny Dyer challenging an Irishwoman? He messes with your nut

I’d watch The Wall host in anything, though. Cast him in your prestigious HBO drama, you cowards

Fri Mar 26 2021 - 05:00
‘It’s like a wedding during the war’: A day in the life of a registry office

‘It’s like a wedding during the war’: A day in the life of a registry office

Covid restrictions mean only six can attend – including the bride and groom

Sun Mar 21 2021 - 06:00
‘It’s a little bit scary’: A night in Dublin’s locked-down city centre

‘It’s a little bit scary’: A night in Dublin’s locked-down city centre

Patrick Freyne meets the people who now inhabit Dublin’s ‘sad but beautiful’ centre

Sat Mar 20 2021 - 06:00
‘Tis yerself!’ Dáithí Ó Sé says through a mouthful of boxty and Tanora. He is the spirit of Ireland

‘Tis yerself!’ Dáithí Ó Sé says through a mouthful of boxty and Tanora. He is the spirit of Ireland

Patrick Freyne: That’s how I imagine him, anyhow. He’s almost as compelling as The Circle

Fri Mar 19 2021 - 05:00
When Fontaines DC met Bohemian FC: ‘Homelessness can be solved’

When Fontaines DC met Bohemian FC: ‘Homelessness can be solved’

A football club and rock band join forces: ‘Homelessness can’t be something we accept’

Sat Mar 13 2021 - 08:00
I’m entitled to my stupid opinion, and I say pigs should wear shoes

I’m entitled to my stupid opinion, and I say pigs should wear shoes

Patrick Freyne: Eating with the Enemy is a televisual response to our endless opinionising

Fri Mar 12 2021 - 05:00
Harry and Meghan: The union of two great houses, the Windsors and the Celebrities, is complete

Harry and Meghan: The union of two great houses, the Windsors and the Celebrities, is complete

After Harry and Meghan, the monarchy looks archaic and racist. Well duh

Mon Mar 08 2021 - 23:00
Michael Fry: ‘I’ve never done live stuff ever. It absolutely terrifies me’

Michael Fry: ‘I’ve never done live stuff ever. It absolutely terrifies me’

The online comedian on stage fright, indie bands and why Navan isn’t a funny town

Sat Mar 06 2021 - 05:00
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