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I’d rather bathe in Harpic than have an affair

I’d rather bathe in Harpic than have an affair

Fiftysomething

Fri Mar 29 2013 - 06:00
My phobias: lifts, facial hair and Mingbaths

My phobias: lifts, facial hair and Mingbaths

If one is going to get stuck in a lift, a brand-new mental-health facility is probably the best place for it.

Fri Mar 22 2013 - 06:00

The unseasonal cold. How seasonal

Fiftysomething

Fri Mar 15 2013 - 06:00
Dardis Clarke is gone; Dublin has lost some of her soul

Dardis Clarke is gone; Dublin has lost some of her soul

FIFTYSOMETHING: The phone was ringing in the kitchen. It only rang six times. I belted down the stairs to get it

Fri Mar 08 2013 - 00:00

Marry a prince? I'll take the frog any day

FIFTYSOMETHING: Prince Harry has been voted the world’s most eligible bachelor

Fri Mar 01 2013 - 00:00
‘It’s not about the actor. It’s always about the work’

‘It’s not about the actor. It’s always about the work’

Marie Mullen, a Druid founder and one of our greatest actors, will be presented with a special tribute award at this weekend’…

Sat Feb 23 2013 - 00:00

How in God's name did we survive the 1970s?

FIFTY SOMETHING: I was browsing through a selection of second-hand books at the weekend

Fri Feb 22 2013 - 00:00

Once upon a time in a convent

FIFTY SOMETHING: I made my First Holy Communion on May 10th, 1970, around the time The Beatles were coming to the end of their…

Fri Feb 15 2013 - 00:00

Beneath these grey roots there is no gold

Fiftysomething: There is a radio advertisement currently polluting the airspace that has got under my skin; actually, it’s damn…

Fri Feb 08 2013 - 00:00

Sex and sexuality on the edge of bedlam

FIFTY SOMETHING: I was in a bar in historic Salisbury, not far from heathen Stonehenge, a number of years ago

Fri Feb 01 2013 - 00:00

Wiping out the memory of kebabs I've known

I listened to David Bowie’s new single the other night while my reading glasses were steaming up over a pot of lentil soup (which…

Fri Jan 25 2013 - 00:00

I miss a good, happy hangover

I’m not drinking alcohol Monday through Thursday. I drink on Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Fri Jan 18 2013 - 00:00

Teenage music and smells like boom spirit

FIFTY SOMETHING: I think it was a ram. If it wasn’t a ram, it was a curiously independent-minded sheep

Fri Jan 11 2013 - 00:00

The shocks of a January detox

January, the snivelling old prankster, snuck in the back door when we weren’t looking

Fri Jan 04 2013 - 00:00

It's far from three- in-a-bed we were reared

Fiftysomething: I went to the theatre recently and saw a play about troilism

Fri Dec 28 2012 - 00:00

When I grow up, I'll do Christmas properly

FIFTYSOMETHING: Could any of us have predicted a world where you know it must be Christmas because the driver behind you has…

Fri Dec 21 2012 - 00:00

Memory won't be weighed or measured

Fiftysomething: I recently accompanied my octogenarian mother to a medical assessment, where she was asked to perform a memory…

Fri Dec 14 2012 - 00:00

Speed-dating the taxman, finding love with the cat

FIFTYSOMETHING: I’m working on conquering my fear of officialdom

Fri Dec 07 2012 - 00:00

All aboard the hope and hen Popemobile

My father was a cartoonist

Fri Nov 30 2012 - 00:00

When a decade of your life becomes a party theme

I blame the weather. The brittle, volatile autumn light you could snap with your fingers and crunch underfoot, has vanished

Fri Nov 23 2012 - 00:00

Maybe the fridge magnets are right - live today as if it is your last

FIFTYSOMETHING: I met an old flame in a country churchyard the other day

Fri Nov 16 2012 - 00:00

My incompetence with money is the real deal

Fantastic news: I’m loaded

Fri Nov 09 2012 - 00:00

A postcard from NY as Frankenstorm takes Manhattan

FIFTYSOMETHING: IN MUSTANG Sally’s on Seventh Avenue, New Yorkers queue for a table in wellington boots, the less well-heeled…

Fri Nov 02 2012 - 00:00

Why I'm struggling to get into the Gathering groove

FIFTYSOMETHING: I’VE BEEN narrowly missing rear-ending nicer cars than mine, craning over the dash, trying to understand those…

Fri Oct 26 2012 - 01:00

Beneath the sheets, and under the desk, of delecto domestico

FIFTYSOMETHING: I WAS UNDER the desk looking for my glasses when I found a magazine article about Cindy Gallop

Fri Oct 12 2012 - 01:00

'Maybe I know the wrong people; I never get invited to weddings'

FIFTYSOMETHING: I’M WORRIED about Will and Kate

Fri Oct 05 2012 - 01:00

I celebrated my 50th this year. Well, I didn't actually

FIFTYSOMETHING: CELEBRATED MY 50th birthday this year. Well, I didn’t actually, not like I planned

Fri Sept 07 2012 - 01:00

Love on the rocks

FICTION: The Shape of Her , Rowan Somerville, Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 273pp. £12.99

Sat Jul 10 2010 - 01:00

'The perfect work is always in the future, like a beautiful dream'

THE SATURDAY INTERVIEW: Conor McPherson

Sat Mar 13 2010 - 00:00
Passion and the playwright

Passion and the playwright

MEMOIR: Must You Go?: My Life with Harold Pinter By Antonia Fraser, Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 328pp. £20

Sat Jan 30 2010 - 00:00
Passion and the playwright

Passion and the playwright

MEMOIR: Must You Go?: My Life with Harold Pinter By Antonia Fraser, Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 328pp. £20

Sat Jan 30 2010 - 00:00

Cinderella

Tivoli, Dublin

Thu Dec 24 2009 - 00:00

Shooting the sheriff

TV REVIEW: The Sheriff and Me , RTÉ1, Sunday; Prime Time Investigates RTÉ1, Monday; The Frontline RTÉ1, Monday; Victoria and…

Sat Dec 12 2009 - 00:00

Knaves and queens

TV REVIEW:   Battle of the Sexes , RTÉ1, Sunday; The Queen , Channel 4, Monday; The Frontline , RTÉ1, Monday; This Is..

Sat Dec 05 2009 - 00:00

Redemptive journeys

TV REVIEW: Away With the Faroes RTÉ2, Tuesday I’m A Celebrity..

Sat Nov 21 2009 - 00:00

Well executed absurdity

TV REVIEW : The Frontline RTÉ1, Monday; University Challenge BBC2, Monday; The Execution of Gary Glitter Channel 4, Monday; …

Sat Nov 14 2009 - 00:00

Fighting in the streets

TV REVIEW: Ireland’s Crime Capitals: Gangland Limerick TV3, Thursday; Restaurant in Your Home BBC2, Monday; Cogar: Molly Keane…

Sat Oct 31 2009 - 00:00

Bottom of the bowl

TV REVIEW: Podge and Rodge’s Stickit Inn RTÉ2, Tuesday; Horizon: The Secret You BBC2, Tuesday; Age Eight and Wanting A Sex Change…

Sat Oct 24 2009 - 01:00

The battle for survival

TV REVIEW: Life BBC1, Monday; One to One RTÉ1, Monday; Panorama : Why Hate Ryanair? BBC1, Monday; The Eleventh Hour RTÉ2, Wednesday…

Sat Oct 17 2009 - 01:00

How we lost it all

TV REVIEW: The Forgotten Irish TV3, Thursday Addicted to Money RTÉ1, Tuesday Rásaí na Gaillimhe TG4, Wednesday Ryan Confidential…

Sat Oct 10 2009 - 01:00

Getting jiggy with it

TV REVIEW: Does God Hate Sex? RTÉ1, Sunday

Sat Oct 03 2009 - 01:00

Blood on the office floor

TV REVIEW: The Apprentice TV3, Monday; The Frontline RTÉ1, Monday;  One to One RTÉ1, Monday; Government information broadcast…

Sat Sept 26 2009 - 01:00

Frugal families

TV REVIEW: Living Lightly   RTÉ1, Tuesday;  At Your Service RTÉ1, Sunday; Little People, Big World TV3, Wednesday;  Pure Mule…

Sat Sept 12 2009 - 01:00

A big song and dance

TV REVIEW: School Run TV3, Sunday Jamie’s American Road Trip Channel 4, Tuesday The Choir: Unsung Town BBC2 Tuesday Hidden History…

Sat Sept 05 2009 - 01:00

The rise of the Roses

TV REVIEW - Five Decades of Roses, RTÉ1, Monday,  The Rose of Tralee, RTÉ1, Tuesday and Wednesday, The X Factor, UTV and TV3…

Sat Aug 29 2009 - 01:00

A forgettable royal visit

TV REVIEW:   The Duchess on the Estate UTV, Tuesday Return to Mullaghmore RTÉ 1, Monday, Luke RTÉ1, Tuesday, Charity Lords of…

Sat Aug 22 2009 - 01:00

Filling an empty space

TV REVIEW: Xposé TV3, weekdays Total Xposure: The Final TV3, Tuesday Look of the Irish: Fergus Bourke: In His Own Words RTÉ1…

Sat Aug 15 2009 - 01:00

Let's face the music

TV REVIEW: A Song for Dad RTÉ1, Tuesday The Trouble With Girls BBC2, Monday The Rutland RTÉ1, Tuesday Coast BBC2, Tuesday

Sat Aug 08 2009 - 01:00

On revolutions and revelations

THE SATURDAY INTERVIEW: Possessed of a steely resolve bron of adversity and adventure, Fionnuala Flanagan has lived as vivid…

Sat Jul 04 2009 - 01:00

The froth and the serious

TV REVIEW: Saturday Night With Miriam RTÉ1, Saturday Mistresses RTÉ1, Tuesday ER RTÉ1, Sunday Flight of the Conchords BBC4, …

Sat Jun 27 2009 - 01:00
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